The portfolio
The Gallery.
Curated. Editorial. Entirely necessary. Every photo is a statement, and the statement is usually 'look at me.'

The Menace
Front Window Surveillance: Framed through the kitchen archway, Pixie posted atop the sofa cushions peering out the plantation shutters on squirrel and intruder alert.

The Menace
The 'Cigar' Boss: Pixie lounging on her plaid sunbathing blanket, holding her chew sideways in her mouth like a 1920s casino boss.

The Model
High-Fashion Sploot: Pixie stretched long in the afternoon sun, front paws crossed delicately, crest styled like a runway model.

The Model
Day One Yard Inspection: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, paw delicately lifted, taking stock of the empire.

Tupak & Pixie
Day One Summit: Baby Pixie (2.7 lbs in baby pink) introducing herself to her brother Tupak, the Mexican Hairless, on the travertine floor.

The Model
Day One Donut Throne: tucked into the grey donut bed in her pink tee, peering up with instant attitude.

The Model
Day One Donut Portrait: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, curled in her pink onesie with those giant curious eyes looking right at the camera.

The Menace
The Bully Stick Defense: perched on the outdoor sofa cushion working on her chew held firmly in its green safety grip.

The Model
The Lanai Sploot: frog legs deployed, pink tank top on, soaking up every ray of sunshine on the navy cushion.

The Model
Calavera Haute Couture: Pixie showing off her Día de los Muertos dog-bone pajamas with teal collar trim, looking up from the travertine floor.

The Speed Demon
Active Squirrel Patrol: standing on hind legs at the white lanai perimeter fence, monitoring the perimeter with zero tolerance.

The Model
The Sofa Summit: perched upright on the grey velvet sofa arm overlooking the travertine fireplace and entire living room.

The Menace
The Bed Merger: Pixie dragged her donut bed on top of the rectangular bed because, frankly, one bed was simply not enough. Toys just happened to be there.

The Socialite
Slotho & Pixie: the eternal embrace. Paws wrapped, crest rested against plush perfection.

The Model
Poolside sunbathing session on the navy chaise. Crest caught in the coastal breeze.

The Model
Aquatic Crested: Pixie in the pool with paws on the stone edge and direct editorial eye contact.

Evidence
Crime Scene Evidence: Pixie completely passed out in the grey donut bed after a successful sock heist. Exhibit A beside her.

Tupak & Pixie
The Donut Bed Co-habitation: Pixie nestled tight against her brother Tupak (in his yellow tee).

The Menace
Perimeter Recon: Pixie standing on two legs at the French doors in her purple tank. Surveillance never sleeps.

The Model
The Patriotic Perch: Pixie holding court atop the navy star pillow.

The Menace
The Toy Box Occupation: I have inspected the premises and determined that the toy box is, in fact, my box. The toys are tenants. Their leases are month-to-month.

The Model
The Perch of Power: towering over her brother's dog bed from the armchair summit.

The Model
Baby Pixie at 14 weeks & 2.7 lbs in her cream waffle-knit. The takeover begins.

The Model
The Pastel Star-print hoodie on the welcome mat. Runway-ready stance.

The Speed Demon
Lanai Showdown: Pixie in hot pink launching airborne against her big brother.

Tupak & Pixie
Aerial nap summit: Pixie in pink curled up on the sunbathing blanket with her brother Tupak on the Ninja floor.

The Menace
Auditing the treat puzzle board. All compartments cleared in record time.

The Model
The Ottoman Queen. Paisley throne, crest fluffed, six pounds of undisputed authority.

The Model
The Crossed Paws pose in couture pink knit. Haute couture dogue.

The Socialite
Me and Slotho. He was here before the fame. I keep him close.

The Menace
The Upside-Down Side-Eye. Judging everyone in the room from a position of total comfort.

Evidence
Bird's-Eye Surveillance. Waiting for an unprotected ankle to pass by.

The Model
The Fireplace Editorial. Six pounds of pure composure.

The Model
Pixie triumphant atop Slotho. The mohawk is styled, the conquest is complete.

The Menace
The Couch Standoff: Slotho down on the rug, Pixie monitoring from above.

The Model
Under the lanai barstool. Natural light, serious cheekbones.

The Model
Pastel stripes on the sofa. Slotho (or his pastry stunt-double) adjacent.

Tupak & Pixie
Sunbathing on the round bed with her brother Tupak.

The Model
Tiny Princess Era: Baby Pixie sunbathing on the patio cushion wearing her pink 'PRINCESS' crown tee.

The Socialite
The Grandparent Escort: Grandma walking Pixie, Grandpa walking her brother Tupak. A formal family procession.
Glam vs. Menace
Two sides. Same six pounds.
Drag the handle. On the left, the editorial icon she wants you to see. On the right, the tiny criminal she actually is. The contrast is, frankly, her whole brand.
High-Fashion Sploot
The Cigar Boss
Squirrel Patrol
Calavera PJ Glam
Post-Heist Slumber
The Bed Merger
The Toy Box Merger
Slotho Pillow
In The Pool
Poolside Sunbather
1 Year (6 lbs RULER)
Day 1 (2.7 lbs)
Donut Cuddle (Today)
First Meeting (Day 1)"I contain multitudes. Most of them are mischievous." — Pixie
"I don't steal socks. I relocate them. There is a difference, and it is mine."
— Pixie, on the Evidence category