The portfolio

The Gallery.

Curated. Editorial. Entirely necessary. Every photo is a statement, and the statement is usually 'look at me.'

Front Window Surveillance: Framed through the kitchen archway, Pixie posted atop the sofa cushions peering out the plantation shutters on squirrel and intruder alert.
The Menace
Front Window Surveillance: Framed through the kitchen archway, Pixie posted atop the sofa cushions peering out the plantation shutters on squirrel and intruder alert.
The 'Cigar' Boss: Pixie lounging on her plaid sunbathing blanket, holding her chew sideways in her mouth like a 1920s casino boss.
The Menace
The 'Cigar' Boss: Pixie lounging on her plaid sunbathing blanket, holding her chew sideways in her mouth like a 1920s casino boss.
High-Fashion Sploot: Pixie stretched long in the afternoon sun, front paws crossed delicately, crest styled like a runway model.
The Model
High-Fashion Sploot: Pixie stretched long in the afternoon sun, front paws crossed delicately, crest styled like a runway model.
Day One Yard Inspection: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, paw delicately lifted, taking stock of the empire.
The Model
Day One Yard Inspection: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, paw delicately lifted, taking stock of the empire.
Day One Summit: Baby Pixie (2.7 lbs in baby pink) introducing herself to her brother Tupak, the Mexican Hairless, on the travertine floor.
Tupak & Pixie
Day One Summit: Baby Pixie (2.7 lbs in baby pink) introducing herself to her brother Tupak, the Mexican Hairless, on the travertine floor.
Day One Donut Throne: tucked into the grey donut bed in her pink tee, peering up with instant attitude.
The Model
Day One Donut Throne: tucked into the grey donut bed in her pink tee, peering up with instant attitude.
Day One Donut Portrait: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, curled in her pink onesie with those giant curious eyes looking right at the camera.
The Model
Day One Donut Portrait: 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, curled in her pink onesie with those giant curious eyes looking right at the camera.
The Bully Stick Defense: perched on the outdoor sofa cushion working on her chew held firmly in its green safety grip.
The Menace
The Bully Stick Defense: perched on the outdoor sofa cushion working on her chew held firmly in its green safety grip.
The Lanai Sploot: frog legs deployed, pink tank top on, soaking up every ray of sunshine on the navy cushion.
The Model
The Lanai Sploot: frog legs deployed, pink tank top on, soaking up every ray of sunshine on the navy cushion.
Calavera Haute Couture: Pixie showing off her Día de los Muertos dog-bone pajamas with teal collar trim, looking up from the travertine floor.
The Model
Calavera Haute Couture: Pixie showing off her Día de los Muertos dog-bone pajamas with teal collar trim, looking up from the travertine floor.
Active Squirrel Patrol: standing on hind legs at the white lanai perimeter fence, monitoring the perimeter with zero tolerance.
The Speed Demon
Active Squirrel Patrol: standing on hind legs at the white lanai perimeter fence, monitoring the perimeter with zero tolerance.
The Sofa Summit: perched upright on the grey velvet sofa arm overlooking the travertine fireplace and entire living room.
The Model
The Sofa Summit: perched upright on the grey velvet sofa arm overlooking the travertine fireplace and entire living room.
The Bed Merger: Pixie dragged her donut bed on top of the rectangular bed because, frankly, one bed was simply not enough. Toys just happened to be there.
The Menace
The Bed Merger: Pixie dragged her donut bed on top of the rectangular bed because, frankly, one bed was simply not enough. Toys just happened to be there.
Slotho & Pixie: the eternal embrace. Paws wrapped, crest rested against plush perfection.
The Socialite
Slotho & Pixie: the eternal embrace. Paws wrapped, crest rested against plush perfection.
Poolside sunbathing session on the navy chaise. Crest caught in the coastal breeze.
The Model
Poolside sunbathing session on the navy chaise. Crest caught in the coastal breeze.
Aquatic Crested: Pixie in the pool with paws on the stone edge and direct editorial eye contact.
The Model
Aquatic Crested: Pixie in the pool with paws on the stone edge and direct editorial eye contact.
Crime Scene Evidence: Pixie completely passed out in the grey donut bed after a successful sock heist. Exhibit A beside her.
Evidence
Crime Scene Evidence: Pixie completely passed out in the grey donut bed after a successful sock heist. Exhibit A beside her.
The Donut Bed Co-habitation: Pixie nestled tight against her brother Tupak (in his yellow tee).
Tupak & Pixie
The Donut Bed Co-habitation: Pixie nestled tight against her brother Tupak (in his yellow tee).
Perimeter Recon: Pixie standing on two legs at the French doors in her purple tank. Surveillance never sleeps.
The Menace
Perimeter Recon: Pixie standing on two legs at the French doors in her purple tank. Surveillance never sleeps.
The Patriotic Perch: Pixie holding court atop the navy star pillow.
The Model
The Patriotic Perch: Pixie holding court atop the navy star pillow.
The Toy Box Occupation: I have inspected the premises and determined that the toy box is, in fact, my box. The toys are tenants. Their leases are month-to-month.
The Menace
The Toy Box Occupation: I have inspected the premises and determined that the toy box is, in fact, my box. The toys are tenants. Their leases are month-to-month.
The Perch of Power: towering over her brother's dog bed from the armchair summit.
The Model
The Perch of Power: towering over her brother's dog bed from the armchair summit.
Baby Pixie at 14 weeks & 2.7 lbs in her cream waffle-knit. The takeover begins.
The Model
Baby Pixie at 14 weeks & 2.7 lbs in her cream waffle-knit. The takeover begins.
The Pastel Star-print hoodie on the welcome mat. Runway-ready stance.
The Model
The Pastel Star-print hoodie on the welcome mat. Runway-ready stance.
Lanai Showdown: Pixie in hot pink launching airborne against her big brother.
The Speed Demon
Lanai Showdown: Pixie in hot pink launching airborne against her big brother.
Aerial nap summit: Pixie in pink curled up on the sunbathing blanket with her brother Tupak on the Ninja floor.
Tupak & Pixie
Aerial nap summit: Pixie in pink curled up on the sunbathing blanket with her brother Tupak on the Ninja floor.
Auditing the treat puzzle board. All compartments cleared in record time.
The Menace
Auditing the treat puzzle board. All compartments cleared in record time.
The Ottoman Queen. Paisley throne, crest fluffed, six pounds of undisputed authority.
The Model
The Ottoman Queen. Paisley throne, crest fluffed, six pounds of undisputed authority.
The Crossed Paws pose in couture pink knit. Haute couture dogue.
The Model
The Crossed Paws pose in couture pink knit. Haute couture dogue.
Me and Slotho. He was here before the fame. I keep him close.
The Socialite
Me and Slotho. He was here before the fame. I keep him close.
The Upside-Down Side-Eye. Judging everyone in the room from a position of total comfort.
The Menace
The Upside-Down Side-Eye. Judging everyone in the room from a position of total comfort.
Bird's-Eye Surveillance. Waiting for an unprotected ankle to pass by.
Evidence
Bird's-Eye Surveillance. Waiting for an unprotected ankle to pass by.
The Fireplace Editorial. Six pounds of pure composure.
The Model
The Fireplace Editorial. Six pounds of pure composure.
Pixie triumphant atop Slotho. The mohawk is styled, the conquest is complete.
The Model
Pixie triumphant atop Slotho. The mohawk is styled, the conquest is complete.
The Couch Standoff: Slotho down on the rug, Pixie monitoring from above.
The Menace
The Couch Standoff: Slotho down on the rug, Pixie monitoring from above.
Under the lanai barstool. Natural light, serious cheekbones.
The Model
Under the lanai barstool. Natural light, serious cheekbones.
Pastel stripes on the sofa. Slotho (or his pastry stunt-double) adjacent.
The Model
Pastel stripes on the sofa. Slotho (or his pastry stunt-double) adjacent.
Sunbathing on the round bed with her brother Tupak.
Tupak & Pixie
Sunbathing on the round bed with her brother Tupak.
Tiny Princess Era: Baby Pixie sunbathing on the patio cushion wearing her pink 'PRINCESS' crown tee.
The Model
Tiny Princess Era: Baby Pixie sunbathing on the patio cushion wearing her pink 'PRINCESS' crown tee.
The Grandparent Escort: Grandma walking Pixie, Grandpa walking her brother Tupak. A formal family procession.
The Socialite
The Grandparent Escort: Grandma walking Pixie, Grandpa walking her brother Tupak. A formal family procession.
Glam vs. Menace

Two sides. Same six pounds.

Drag the handle. On the left, the editorial icon she wants you to see. On the right, the tiny criminal she actually is. The contrast is, frankly, her whole brand.

Pixie sunbathing outdoors on the textured pavement with front paws elegantly crossed, crest styled tallHigh-Fashion Sploot
Pixie reclined on the plaid blanket outdoors holding her chew sideways in her mouth like a mobster cigarThe Cigar Boss
Pixie standing on her hind legs on high alert at the lanai fence on squirrel patrolSquirrel Patrol
Pixie looking up on the travertine floor wearing her Dia de los Muertos bone pajamas with teal trimCalavera PJ Glam
Pixie passed out in her donut bed with a stolen sock right next to herPost-Heist Slumber
Pixie curled inside the fluffy grey donut bed, which she dragged to overlap the rectangular bed because one bed was not enoughThe Bed Merger
Pixie occupying the toy box, having determined that the toy box is, in fact, her box and the toys are merely tenantsThe Toy Box Merger
Pixie peacefully nestled and asleep in Slotho's furry armsSlotho Pillow
Pixie up close in the pool, paws resting on the stone coping, looking straight into the cameraIn The Pool
Pixie sunbathing poolside on the navy chaise with sleek hairless silhouette and crest blowing in breezePoolside Sunbather
Pixie at 1 year old, 6 pounds, standing regal by the fireplace1 Year (6 lbs RULER)
Baby Pixie on day one in the grass at 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs, paw delicately liftedDay 1 (2.7 lbs)
Pixie and her brother snuggled tight in the donut bed todayDonut Cuddle (Today)
Baby Pixie (2.7 lbs) standing tiny beside her big brother Tupak, the Mexican Hairless, on day oneFirst Meeting (Day 1)

"I contain multitudes. Most of them are mischievous." — Pixie

"I don't steal socks. I relocate them. There is a difference, and it is mine."

— Pixie, on the Evidence category