The biography

Meet Pixie.

Hi. I'm Pixie. I'm six pounds, very busy, and frankly responsible for most of the interesting things that happen around here. I chase squirrels. I steal socks. I occasionally acquire toilet paper. I borrow my brother's bully stick. I meet everyone. And if you happen to be sitting there ignoring me, I have a highly effective ankle-based communication system.

Pixie posing by the fireplace
Name
Pixie
Breed
Chinese Crested (Hairless)
Birthday
September 30, 2025
Adoption
January 6, 2026
Now
≈ 6 lbs · almost 1 year
Then
2.7 lbs · 14 weeks
Markings
Black & white, iconic crest
Favorite Toy
Slotho (the sloth)
Pix
What they call me when they're in a hurry.
Pixie Page
What my dad calls me.
Little stinker
What my mom calls me. Affectionately. Mostly.
How Thy Pixie Came To Be

The adoption story.

Warm, lightly humorous, and entirely true. Narrated by the humans, with a footnote from Pixie.

Pixie came into our family almost by accident — which is, frankly, how she prefers all her entrances. A family needed to rehome her. A friend happened to see the post, sent the picture, and that was that. If that friend had not sent me Pixie's photo, we would never have known she existed.

I showed the photo to my husband the next day. His entire response was, essentially: “When are we picking her up?” It was not, by any reasonable measure, a convenient time to add a puppy to the family.

But our son wanted one badly, and we thought a tiny new companion might be wonderful company for Tupak — who had just turned fifteen, blind and deaf, and the most patient soul in the house. A friend who is a dog trainer, and who has known Tupak since he was a puppy, agreed: it could be very good for him, too.

So on January 6, 2026, we brought her home. Fourteen weeks old. Two point seven pounds. She could fit inside a coffee mug. The ego, however, arrived fully grown.

Footnote, from Pixie

"I don't remember the drive. I remember arriving, auditing the yard, meeting the elderly giant on the floor, and deciding — immediately — that all of this was mine."

Baby Pixie on day one at 14 weeks old, 2.7 lbs
2.7 lbs
Then · 14 wks
Pixie today at 1 year old, 6 pounds, by the fireplace
≈ 6 lbs
Now · almost 1 yr
First Day Archival Footage

Arrival Day · January 6, 2026 (2.7 lbs)

Documented: the dawn of an empire
Baby Pixie in the grass on day one with paw politely lifted
First Yard InspectionPaw lifted. 2.7 lbs of grass auditing.
Baby Pixie looking up from her little donut bed on day one in her pink shirt
Day One Donut ThronePink tee, fluffy bed, direct eye contact.
Baby Pixie dwarfed next to her brother Tupak on day one
First Brother Summit2.7 lbs beside 15 yrs of wisdom.
Baby Pixie curled in her grey donut bed looking straight up with huge eyes
Day One Donut PortraitPink onesie, big eyes, full view of the master at rest.
Pixie's Official Statistics

The numbers.

Humorous, not scientific. Although she insists they are both.

Sass100%

Maximum. Always.

Squirrel detectionExceptional

They live on the other side of the screen. They know what they did.

Sock acquisitionProfessional

I don't steal socks. I relocate them.

Tug-of-warHighly competitive

I always win. The rope disagrees. It is wrong.

Social skills100%

New friends are simply fans I haven't met.

Respect for personal property0%

If I can reach it, it is mine.

PatienceDepends

Mostly on whether there is chicken.

DramaClassified

I could tell you, but then I'd have to grumble.

CuddlesOn her terms

Affection is available on my schedule. Please check back.

Pixie's Rules

The household rules.

Authored by her. Enforced by her. Ignored by everyone else, at their peril.

01

If I can reach it, it is mine.

02

If you are wearing socks, I may need them.

03

If there is a squirrel, I must investigate.

04

If my brother has something, I probably want it.

05

If you are sitting down, I may require your attention.

06

Affection happens on my schedule.

07

The laundry hamper is not a container. It is a suggestion.

08

“No” is a word I have chosen not to learn.

"Six pounds is a measurement. It is not a limitation."

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